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a:link {font:8pt/11pt verdana; color:red}
a:visited {font:8pt/11pt verdana; color:#4e4e4e}
.ring {color:#EEEEEE;}
.ring a {color:#EEEEEE;}
hr {color:#C0C0C0;}
</style>
<meta HTTP-equiv=”Content-Type” content=”text-HTML; charset=utf-8″>
<title>Cannot find Intelligence </title>
<script type=”text/javascript”>function doNetDetect() {
saOC.NETDetectNextNavigate();
document.execCommand(’refresh’);}
</script>
</meta> </head>
<body style=”background:#ffffff;”>
<div style=”width:400px; font:8pt/11pt verdana; color: black;”>
<p style=”vertical-align:middle; font: bold 15pt/18pt verdana;”> <img src=”http://vidar.xmgfree.com/images/i.gif” width=”25″ height=”33″ alt=”I”/> The user is too stupid </p><p>The page you are looking for refuses to load because you’re too <br />
stupid. The Web site doesnt feel like working with you around. <br />
And don’t go trying to adjust your browser settings, he thinks you’re a retard as well. </p>
<hr />
<p>Please try the following: </p>
<ul>
<li>Jump Off a cliff, or repeatedly hit yourself on the head with a hammer. </li><li>If you are an AOL user, you get bonus retard points and we’ll send someone over to ram a broken bottle up your ass. </li>
<li>Do the internet a favor, and get offline. Forever. </li>
<li>If you’re a Microsoft Windows user, please uninstall it and try a real OS next time. If you dont know how, or can’t, uninstall Windows, then curl up in your sock drawer and cry yourself to sleep. </li>
<li> Some sites require you to be intelligent. Try revisiting them after you got a life. </li>
<li> If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. Click the <b>Tools </b> menu, and then click <b>Internet Options </b>. Change whatever you want; people will find a way to steal your credit card number regardless. </li><li>Click the <a href=”javascript:history.go(-1)”> <img style=”vertical-align:bottom; border:none;” alt=”back button” src=”http://vidar.xmgfree.com/images/arrow.gif”/> Back </a> button to try another link. Yes, let’s go with that: try another link. </li>
<li>If nothing of this helped, then please dont send the site owner an <a href=”http://www.gmail-is-too-creepy.com”>email </a>. </li>
</ul>
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<h2 style=”font:8pt/11pt verdana; color:black”>User is Too Stupid <br />Intarweb Expl0der </h2>
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